1) The Real Scranton
Due to the constraints of political correctness in today’s syndicated television, NBC’s characters can only shed minimal light on the weirdos that actually exist in Scranton. Unlike the ”The Office” (which should receive credit for exposing some of the utter oddities considered normal here), no holds barred exist on this site. You will see ALL, and to avoid any legal retribution, all information on this site will be absolutely true and written at better than a 3rd grade reading level (No thanks to you, Scranton Times).
Scranton, summed up in one sentence, is a place where drug dealers can’t afford the holiday inn, drug addicts - who can’t afford Meth - ingest bath salts and stab priests in the face, and undefeated High School Girls’ soccer coaches expose themselves during breakfast at Burger King on the Lord’s Day. This, my friends, is The Real Scranton. I hope you’re ready.
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- This Week’s City Pool Predator
- Is it Sexual?
- Celeb Spottings
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