4) Take your Grandma to School Day
Since most of the teenage educational facilities in Scranton are nothing more than glorified daycare centers, it is no wonder that the schools apparently began to implement “Take your Grandma to School” Day. By importing grandmas, the teachers get to do what they are best at: Nothing. And by nothing, I obviously mean having sex with your students rather than teaching chemistry. It’s a win, win. The students (still won’t learn anything) won’t get sexually abused by their teachers and grandmas get to show off their bunions and reiterate the importance of Velcro shoe straps.
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