7) A Formal Father’s Day Salute
Given the importance of yesterday, it would be remiss to not recognize the fathers of Scranton. We truly appreciate your vast array of loungewear and extensive knowledge of Saw 7’s cast bios. Thank you for remaining unemployed so that you can pick your children and mothers up from school every day. I can’t think of any individuals who are better suited to raise the future leaders of Scranton…except maybe Cameron Poe from Con Air. In response to all those people that say Scranton fathers provide a prime example bolstering a case for eugenics, I would like to raise a question:
Why would Scranton women work so hard for their men if the men weren’t really worth it? Exactly. The Real Scranton 1, Eugenics supporters 0. We salute you, fathers of Scranton.
